Monday 21 November 2011

Mental News: Mens Willy Wipes


This is from international mens magazine 'attitude'.

'Summer may have been and gone, but we're betting you still get off the tube/other major UK transport system feeling a bit of a sweaty Betty. We're reckoning you still head out to 'the club' (as they say in popular music) and wonder if you're a bit whiffy. Well, new (relatively) to the UK, are Fellas Wipes - they're wipes, for fellas. They're the first product of its kind developed for your 'manatomy' - we assume that means your cock 'n' balls.

When cleanliness and freshness are imperative – a Fellas Wipes can work as a quick cleansing solution. (They come in a little foil wrapper, like a condom, which has the dual benefit of size and discretion). Fellas Wipes are dermatologically tested, pH balanced and free of harsh soaps and fragrances to ensure your ‘manatomy’ bits feel revitalised without any risk of irritation. They also smell/taste a bit like orange, which is a nice touch.'

Insted of needing a special wipe during the day, just have a shower in the morning, flippin' heck.

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